As I awoke this morning, the first thing I could tell was that I overslept and that I was probably already late for work. You can pretty much just tell when you’ve overslept, or, in this case, half-drunkenly turned off your blaring alarm, re-passed out, and then woke up an hour later. “How immature and [...]

Here is my division by division breakdown of how things are going to end up in the NFC.

It’s the best time of year again…football season is back! Here is my division by division breakdown of how the AFC is going to shake out.

Douchebags.

Correction, actually grade-A douchebags. Every last one of them. Trust me.

Most people would agree that some of best places to meet girls are not at bars or clubs, but in regular venues like the supermarket, the park, the subway, etc. The problem is that our society has become so inaccessible and anti-social that electronics are eliminating such precious opportunities. Point-in-case is the ultimate cockblock, the iPod.

I am taking a vote on the top movie douches of all-time. Here are some that I have already submitted for consideration. Send us a message or comment letting us know who you think should be added to our pool of douchebags.
Top Movie Douchebags of ALL-TIME
1- Shooter McGavin – Happy Gilmore

2- Ernie McCracken – Kingpin

3- [...]

“A case of the Mondays.” “Nobody likes a Monday.” Why does Monday always get such a bad rap? Yes, it is the FIRST day of the work week, but I disagree that it is the WORST day of the work week. Let’s take a closer look.

ANTI-FANTI (The Anti-Fantasy Football Association)
First, I want to thank you all for supporting this very important movement. Next, I want to take a moment to tell you my latest disaster involving fantasy football. We all know how annoying it is hearing all of these dragon masters and minotaurs talking about their fantasy leagues at the [...]

Note: I originally wrote this whole encounter upon returning from the city at around 5-6am on the night/morning that it happened so every little detail was fresh in my mind. But like a lazy idiot who wanted to go to bed, I wrote the story directly on the blog site rather than in Microsoft Word [...]

How Giacobbe Changed the World
I’ve always hated Miller.  It repulses me.  What is it? Is it a disease, a syndrome? I don’t know what to call it, except Miller. Mike “100%” Giacobbe created the phrase. It’s actually called Morton’s syndrome. When the second toe sticks out farther than the big toe, thus creating a disgusting [...]